Genesis: The Corporate Version

I hereby presents you Genesis: The Corporate Version which I found in one of my friends' blog:

In the beginning ........... there was The Plan.

And then came the assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the Plan was completely without substance.

And darkness fell upon the face of the staff.

And they spoke to their Section Heads saying: "The Plan is a bucket
of crap and it stinks"

And the Section Heads went to their managers and said: "It's a pail
of dung and none may abide the odour thereof".

And the Managers went to their regional managers and said to
them: "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such
that none here may abide by it".

And the Regional Managers went to their Directors and said: "It is a
vessel of fertiliser and non may abide by its strength".

And the Directors went unto the Managing Director and said: "It
contains that which aids growth and is very powerful".

And the Managing Director went unto the Chief Executive and
said: "It promotes growth and is very powerful".

And the Chief Executive went unto the Chairman and said: "This
powerful new Plan will actively promote the growth and effeciency of
the company particularly in this area".

And the Chairman looked upon The Plan and saw it was good.

And The Plan became policy.

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