Just a bored move before I sleep

[ ] You like to eat chicken feet.
[x] You sing karaoke.
[x] You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade.
[ ] You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
[x] You are a math genius. (used to)
Total: 3

[x] You take showers at night.
[x] You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms.
[x] You say "aiyah!" and "wah!" frequently.
[ ] You save grocery bags.
[x] You twirl your pen around your fingers.
Total: 4

[x] You have been taught that wasting food is a sin.
[x] Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
[ ] You beat eggs with chopsticks.
[ ] You like congee with thousand-year- old eggs.
[x] You have eaten moon cakes.
Total: 3

[ ] If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask you if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
[ ] You email/msn your Chinese friends, even though you're only 10 feet apart.
[x] You can read traditional chinese
[x] Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin before they are thrown away.
[x] You know what pearl milk teas are.
Total: 3

[x] You bring fruit with you as a gift when you visit people's homes. (CNY counted)
[ ] You have acquired a taste for bitter melon.
[ ] You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
[ ] Your parents argue with other adults over the dinner bill.
[x] You love to use coupons.
Total: 2

Now add the numbers up and multiply it by 4.
I am 60% Chinese!

Yeah right....

How about I speak Chinese, 3 different dialects altogether: Mandarin, Hokkien and Cantonese. [x]
Total 25

I'm 100% chinese.

How about I speak Singlish [x]

I'm 100% Singaporean.

How about I believe in Jesus [x]

I'm infinitely a Christian.

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