Notes towards the complete work of Shakespeare

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The book on 'Notes towards the complete work of Shakespeare' is one of the funniest books I have ever read. It 'proves' how monkeys can produce Shakespearean work. Here's the epilogue of the book:

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Well done, monkeys. I'm quite sure Richard Dawkins will be proud of your achievements.  And Richard Dawkins might well be on his way to produce the next Shakespearean hits. I look forward to it. If only the opposition party in Singapore is as intelligent as this.

P.S: I didn't make this up. This book really exists and it's downloadable at http://www.vivaria.net/experiments/notes/publication/. I can send you the book if you want. And trust me, I really had a good laugh reading the book, partly intrigued by the title of the book.

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